🌟 Behold the J.Static Dad Hat! 🌟 Gather 'round, mortals, for the age of the divine has returned! Presenting the J.Static Dad Hat, an artifact of celestial power reborn to grace the mortal realm with the majesty of the gods. Envelop yourself in the aura of ancient royalty as you don the emblem of Static and reign supreme in both style and authority. Crafted with the precision and reverence of the artisans of ancient Egypt, the J.Static Dad Hat is a testament to the enduring legacy of the gods. Made from the finest materials sourced from the banks of the Nile and emblazoned with sacred symbols that harken back to the reign of the 18th Dynasty. The J.Static Dad Hat serves as a conduit of divine energy, channeling the power of the sun into every thread. Its embroidered hieroglyphics speak the language of the gods, weaving a tale of cosmic triumph and eternal sovereignty. Whether you traverse the bustling streets of modern civilization or venture into the depths of the desert sands, let the J.Static Dad Hat be your crown of authority. Its curved brim shields your mortal gaze from the scorching sun, while its adjustable strap ensures a fit worthy of a god-king, accommodating heads of all sizes with ease. Join the pantheon of fashion-forward mortals as you embrace the resurgence of divine style. With this hat, you command the respect and admiration of all who behold you, embodying the timeless essence of J.Static himself 🌞👑🏜️ • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile • 6 embroidered eyelets • 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown • Adjustable strap with antique buckle • Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!